Hello There, Good sir.

Let me just convert this file to PDF for longevity, ZIP it up for security, and finally RAR it up with a nice bow. Also, i bet none of you can guess what’s in the file before you download it.

http://www.mediafire.com/?mm2zju40m2j

School is almost over. I am quite happy. I am ecstatic, really. I cant wait to get out of this jail of a school.

Here are some wallpapers to look at. I know you like the cube just as much as I do.

//Blasphemy of Actionscript

//Title Screen
//Weird Play Button, instructions, and title
//A game to be bored.
//DECLARE EPICNESS WITH VARIABLES
var existence=Infinity;                            //Because existence is necessary for use.
var speed=30;                                    //General speed variable.
var acceleration=9.81;                            //Gravity, not really needed here.
var pi=3.14159;                                    //Pi, the delicious constant.
var boredom=true;                                //Tells the computer its state of mind.
var datx=9;                                        //Simple value for multiplication.
var daty=1;                                        //Another simple value storage slot.
var score=9;                                    //Text Variable Storage. Lives.
var time=12*60;                                    //Sets the time limit for the game.
boom = new Sound();                                //Create Sound 1
boom.attachSound("boom");                        //Attach Sound 1
sheep = new Sound();                            //Create Sound 2
sheep.attachSound("sheep");                        //Attach Sound 2

stop();                                            //stop

playButton_btn.onRelease = function(){            //check for clicking the button.
    gotoAndPlay("Rideo");                        //Go to the bloggame.
}                                                //end onrelease

"There’s nothing mere about that mortal."

Hehe, senseless wisdom from the Joker. This time, its from a version of the Joker in an animated Batman series.

When I find a set of information that interests me, like the Xanatos Roulette on tvtropes, I can follow small side links for hours and still never get bored. I’ve got 16 tabs of opened sidelinks that I have yet to view now, and I am constantly opening more on the ones I read…

Also, Crouching Moron Hidden Badass! Love and Peace! Love and Peace!

Be afraid, be VERY AFRAID!

“Hey! Gary Gygax died so you could have DnD, so don’t laugh about it!!”

I was asked for a copy of my “Lulz and Slander” wallpaper without the words. I have put up a few wallpapers I made in class, along with the original without text. The effect of grunge on a desktop is funny.

With statements like the title of this post, I must lol at Dungeons and Dragons even more. I have been watching a group of noobs at school play DnD during their off period. During one adventure, the DM decided to let them live with some sort of divine protection after they blew up themselves in a methane cavern by lighting a fire spell. Their rogue is by far the most trustworthy of the party, and their druid has no clue about anything nature related… The DM had to give the group hints before he realized that he needed to intervene with his ability to tie in with nature. Also, clerics, light spells, and owls do not mix.

I installed Adobe Master Collection CS4 the other day. Everything works just great so far, except for Photoshop CS4, it lags on my computer no matter what I do. I am tempted to install an old version like CS2 or Elements so that I can use Photoshop efficiently.

Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. -George Saunders, last words

I have no idea what I’m doing, so here are some quotes.

• As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
• From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
• Oh, I don’t blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I’d be irresponsible, too.
• Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
• Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
• When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web…. Now even my cat has its own page.
• Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
• Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
• The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ but ‘That’s funny …’
• Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

Lulz and Slander!

I present a gift of a pretty wallpaper! 1440×900, because I made it for my laptop.

 

There is just something epic about the radio at Pandora. Generally, when I listen to music, I pop an album into my music player, and let it shuffle songs from that single album till I get bored, 5 or so hours of listening to it later… With Pandora, I put in a set of artists I like, and I get diverse, but similar music back. With my “station”, Rideo, Radio, Run, I asked it to play songs from the base of Pink Floyd, Radiohead, The Beatles, and The Pillows. This selection is quite diverse, but keeps the music all close to the alternative rock genre.

Dorman’s Interlude:

Alex says:
bacon sandwhich =D

He doesn’t have much to say, or he is lazy… Probably a combination of the two…

More Photo Madness!

Shiny photos for everyone! Not really in any particular order…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Going overboard with tags is fun too.

Photo Madness

I’ve taken these photos over the past month, all of them on my new phone. It takes 2 megapixel photos, which are more than sufficient for daily activities, and if i really want artistic photos, ill take my 8MP camera, or my dads 12MP with me.

This last weekend was a 3 day weekend. With my family, my girlfriend, and my sisters psuedo-boyfriend, we went to the Oregon coast. All the photos down to the skateboarding ones are taken at the coast… except for the bird in the first photo, that one was at home. The rest are at random places around Medford.

My blog posts are mostly long winded, but this one I shall keep to mostly pictures, enjoy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote.

Another day past, another great set of events for blog posts. Very few of those events will ever end up making it to the web. It shall be my job to do at least my small part to expand the Blogosphere.

Love your enemy, it’ll scare the hell out of him. -Mark Twain

Some say Twain was overrated, but I say he is still underrated, even with how prominent he is. Twain shows the essence of America, the cynicism, the content of our people, everything he writes about is both great literature, and great history (Well, except for those like “A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthurs Court”, which are just good literature.)

Also…

Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR.

We Shall Survive,
No Longer Shall We Dance,
In The Darkness Of Abandoned Time,
We Shall Resist,
We Shall Endure,
We Shall Survive

Vehemence of the dirt,
Vulgar Gardening,
Cursed Petals,
Prisoner to Winter

Screaming vouchsafe, vouchsafe at myself,
Wicked jesting apparatus,
Embrace my goblet,
Deliciously!

Wench(lol)

I got bored during my English class on Friday, so I was messing around with the magnet words on the wall behind me. The Ogame planet names are mostly random, but kind of fall together into one program.

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Wallpaper Tiems!

Somehow, I missed this for December… I only made two short December posts in total…

So, here you shall receive 4 handpicked wallpapers.

O’rly?

As.a.starter,.my.keyboard.is.old,.decrepit.and.broken.
I.no.longer.have.the.use.of.the.Spacebar,.the.3.key,.the.4.key,.and.the.6.key.
Therefore,.I.must.write.my.blog.entry.with.either.CTRL.+.V.or.the.period.
The.period.is.much.faster.

Those.owls.above.are.photographed.from.the.room.where.my.
Scout.Troop.met.for.their.meeting.this.past.Monday.
This.Monday.is.the.day.that.I.earned.My.Eagle.Scout.rank.
I.had.to.sit.through.an.hour.and.a.half.interview.to.finish.the.final.requirement.

Many.people.look.upon.Scouting.with.resentment,.yet.they.know.nothing.
about.it,.and.have.never.experienced.the.fun.that.comes.with.the.responsibility.
and.adventure.that.comes.innately.with.the.program.

The.rank.of.Eagle.Scout.shows.that.you.can.get.through.hard.
work,.and.can.be.depended.upon.
Just.having.the.rank.of.Eagle.raises.your.starting.pay.scale.
when.you.enlist.in.the.military.

The.BSA.emblem(right).represents.many.of.the.values.of.
scouting.The.three.points.of.the.fleur-de-lis.
represent.the.three.parts.of.the.scout.oath.

Scout Oath

On my honor I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country
and to obey the Scout Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong,
mentally awake, and morally straight.

The.Eagle.and.shield.represent.a.scouts.readiness.
to.defend.their.country.The.scroll.bearing.the.”scout.motto” is.turned.up.at.the.ends.as.a.reminder.that.a.scout.should.
smile.as.he.does.his.job.The.knot.represents.the.scout.slogan
”Do.a.good.turn.daily.”.Finally,.the.two.stars.symbolize.truth
and.knowledge.

The.world.Scouting.movement.has.a.similar.logo(Purple).
where.the.fleur-de-lis.is.the.same.

In heraldry, white represents purity and purple represents responsibility and assistance to others.

The.rope.and.knot.on.the.logo.represent.the.unity.of.the.worldwide.scouting.system.