Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. -George Saunders, last words
I have no idea what I’m doing, so here are some quotes.
- As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
- From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
- Oh, I don’t blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I’d be irresponsible, too.
- Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
- When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web…. Now even my cat has its own page.
- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
- Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ but ‘That’s funny …’
- Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
That’s funny.